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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/24287489394</link><guid>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/24287489394</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2012 18:02:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>When Bob Gulledge comes out to play the world famous Mighty Wurlitzer pipe organ at the Byrd Theater</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://wheninrva.com/post/23052391586/when-bob-gulledge-comes-out-to-play-the-world-famous" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;wheninrva&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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Sign Judges Those Who Take the Escalator


Does...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1yzkyAPfR1qasthro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/20934384047/sign-judges-those-who-take-the-escalator-does"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;h1&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/HfamjQ%20"&gt;Sign Judges Those Who Take the Escalator&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;
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&lt;p id="description"&gt;Does this escalator make me look fat?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/21149914785</link><guid>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/21149914785</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2012 11:43:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvad8kFTha1qd7q8co1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/21149717020</link><guid>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/21149717020</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2012 11:39:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>damnthatswhack:

For All of the Pride Lands to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzeqwqYLVB1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://damnthatswhack.me/post/18448488636/noservice"&gt;damnthatswhack&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/17629088885/noservice"&gt;For All of the Pride Lands to See&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/17629088885/noservice"&gt;tastefullyoffensive&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/18492655330</link><guid>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/18492655330</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 08:17:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/tsion/18492578795/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_18492578795" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/18492578795</link><guid>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/18492578795</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 08:13:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqt3ptOuCj1r1av33o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/18010547223</link><guid>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/18010547223</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 10:00:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lznigkVfRN1qgggypo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/18010462681</link><guid>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/18010462681</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 09:58:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzqzqutXp21qfoillo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/18010141887</link><guid>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/18010141887</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 09:47:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzqzorbYtS1qfoillo1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/18010105271</link><guid>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/18010105271</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 09:46:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz71ojImgE1qfoillo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/17383260055</link><guid>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/17383260055</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:17:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lywguzejIL1qflvnwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/17156155899</link><guid>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/17156155899</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 11:07:11 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>animalstalkinginallcaps:

SERIOUSLY? YOU GUYS UNFRIENDED ME ON...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzaajLq3q1qmf9gqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://animalstalkinginallcaps.tumblr.com/post/17155550088/seriously-you-guys-unfriended-me-on-facebook"&gt;animalstalkinginallcaps&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;SERIOUSLY? YOU GUYS UNFRIENDED ME ON FACEBOOK?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THAT’S BULLSHIT! WE’RE ROOMMATES! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/17155772996</link><guid>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/17155772996</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 10:55:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>animalstalkinginallcaps:

I ASKED FOR A VEGETARIAN OPTION, NOT A...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvh681ksC71qmf9gqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://animalstalkinginallcaps.tumblr.com/post/15685060876/i-asked-for-a-vegetarian-option-not-a"&gt;animalstalkinginallcaps&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I ASKED FOR A VEGETARIAN OPTION, NOT A SMORGASBOARD OF SIDE DISHES! CAN I GET A PROTEIN? SOME FUCKING QUINOA? ANYTHING REMOTELY ROBUST? THANKS FOR DOUBLING UP THE GARNISH BUT I DON’T ACTUALLY EAT ROSEMARY. IT’S 2012! CAN WE PLEASE JUST GET OUR SHIT TOGETHER? GO TO GRAMERCY TAVERN! GO TO PER SE! TAKE SOME NOTES! THIS IS RIDICULOUS! AND WHERE THE HELL IS MY WINE? WHAT PAIRS WELL WITH COMPLETE AND UTTER DISAPPOINTMENT? I’LL HAVE TWO GLASSES OF THAT WHENEVER YOU GET A CHANCE! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/16870920716</link><guid>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/16870920716</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:03:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>When you're lonely, I'll be lonely too.: sexismandthecity: Why Men Should Not be Pastors &amp; Priests10. A man’s...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://jfsnakehole.tumblr.com/post/16804960200"&gt;When you're lonely, I'll be lonely too.: sexismandthecity: Why Men Should Not be Pastors &amp; Priests10. A man’s...&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sexismandthecity.tumblr.com/post/16804375553/why-men-should-not-be-pastors-priests"&gt;sexismandthecity&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2dKGyu/thomasjayoord.com/index.php/blog/archives/why_men_should_not_be_pastors/"&gt;Why Men Should Not be Pastors &amp; Priests&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;10. A man’s place is in the army.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;9. For men who have children, their duties might distract them from the responsibilities of being a parent.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;8. Their physical build indicates that men are more suited to tasks such as chopping…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/16823042485</link><guid>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/16823042485</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 11:56:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"One
I wonder wonder why the moon looks bright girl
Maybe it’s just right for the night
Usually..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;One&lt;br/&gt;
I wonder wonder why the moon looks bright girl&lt;br/&gt;
Maybe it’s just right for the night&lt;br/&gt;
Usually niggas comin on too strong girl- they want you in their life as a wife&lt;br/&gt;
That’s why you wanna have No sex&lt;br/&gt;
Why you wanna protest&lt;br/&gt;
Why you wanna fight for your right&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Cuz you don’t love them boys, pussy runs everything&lt;br/&gt;
Fuck that noise.&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;That awesome moment, when Drake accidentally gives a shout out to lesbians&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/16251513573</link><guid>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/16251513573</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 17:45:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"For one split second, she almost turned around
But that would be like pouring rain drops back into..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;For one split second, she almost turned around&lt;br/&gt;
But that would be like pouring rain drops back into the cloud&lt;br/&gt;
So she took another step&lt;br/&gt;
Said I see the way out&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And I’m gonna take it&lt;/p&gt;”</description><link>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/16070384831</link><guid>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/16070384831</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 14:02:04 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"I’m only pretty sure that I can’t take anymore

Before you take a swing, I wonder

What..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;I’m only pretty sure that I can’t take anymore&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Before you take a swing, I wonder&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;What are we fighting for?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;When I say out loud, I wanna get out of this. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I wonder&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Is there anything I’m gonna miss?&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Stephan Jenkins (3eb). I was lucky enough to snag an annotated Greatest Hits CD. He said this song is about how you can become so close to someone—but you know, in the end, they’re just going to be someone you once knew. But even still, it still stings.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/15974050579</link><guid>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/15974050579</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 18:15:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>allthingsdiealone:

canibeskinny-please:

averygleekywitch:

-hew...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls4xbtZcCj1qgtmnto1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://allthingsdiealone.tumblr.com/post/15270709737/canibeskinny-please-averygleekywitch"&gt;allthingsdiealone&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://canibeskinny-please.tumblr.com/post/15270608066/averygleekywitch-hewastheirfriend"&gt;canibeskinny-please&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://averygleekywitch.tumblr.com/post/11450493113/hewastheirfriend-iveabandonedmyboooooy"&gt;averygleekywitch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://-hewastheirfriend.tumblr.com/post/11450386148"&gt;-hewastheirfriend&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://iveabandonedmyboooooy.tumblr.com/post/11437481268"&gt;iveabandonedmyboooooy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gemeaux.tumblr.com/post/11426106848"&gt;gemeaux&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://queercakes.tumblr.com/post/11425508991"&gt;queercakes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://chic-chibi-chica.tumblr.com/post/11424841717"&gt;chic-chibi-chica&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://wethinktherefore.tumblr.com/post/11423825148"&gt;wethinktherefore&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://didyoudance.tumblr.com/post/11423701635"&gt;didyoudance&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://homemadedarkmark.tumblr.com/post/11423521237"&gt;homemadedarkmark&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://devonwood.tumblr.com/post/11423423062"&gt;devonwood&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG&lt;br/&gt;AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;BABY GOT self-respect&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I AINT TALKIN BOUT PLAYBOY because that magazine degrades women and I don’t read it. &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;DAMN YOU’S A beautiful person would you like to see me again perhaps for coffee and an intellectual discussion?&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/15540064662</link><guid>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/15540064662</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 19:53:39 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw9ayg64EJ1r6rmkjo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/15540013687</link><guid>http://tsion.tumblr.com/post/15540013687</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 19:52:45 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
